Sep 20 2014 21:51 52,632 notes


"Forget this stick. Square up Mickey."

(Source: omg-humor)

Sep 20 2014 21:42 3,275 notes



Sep 20 2014 21:39 303 notes


ren and aoba’s relationship during the sly blue era is like that commercial where the guy walks into his house and his dog’s like “I wish you didn’t smoke weed” except for like 7 straight years. 

Sep 20 2014 16:37 7,633 notes





this guy was watching Shrek (the movie series) with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that.

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of Shrek and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting Ogre’s do what they want without being put down” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone Shrek” it’s precious.

update: I banged him


Sep 20 2014 12:48 2,014 notes


Romano + Various

It’s funny watching his attitude change between each person. Makes me wonder what he’s really like….


Sep 20 2014 12:43 39,220 notes

Straight White Boy Problem #476


when u are hanging with ur bro and u are texting ur crush but ur crush isn’t replying to u and u tell ur bro “hey dude text christina and see if she replies to you” and ur bro gets a new text message from christina in 2 minutes and starts textin rapid fire meanwhile u are sortin out some heavy feels in the background. u turn on the tv. maybe watching a little football will ease the pain….

Sep 20 2014 12:35 92,097 notes


im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

Sep 20 2014 12:34 56,832 notes



who even is straight anymore

96.20% of the population, according to the UCLA School of Law. Remember kids, a world exists outside of

Sep 20 2014 12:33 29,347 notes




this will always be my favorite vine ever

I love this

Vines have become better and better

Sep 20 2014 12:31 22,602 notes

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Sep 20 2014 12:22 62,408 notes


doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape

me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha

doctor: nice

me: nice

doctor: you’re going to die

me: nice

Sep 20 2014 1:01 6,999 notes

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Sep 19 2014 23:52 143,847 notes

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Sep 19 2014 23:43 22,602 notes

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Sep 19 2014 23:41 174,182 notes


elementary school libraries have gotten wild