Jul 30 2014 14:43 1,156 notes

albinos-ruined-me:

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Jul 30 2014 14:40 125,402 notes

deepthroatmom:

holycheesenrice:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

seriously? are you kidding me? 

That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.

*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

(Source: pu12in)

Jul 30 2014 14:37 652 notes

The back of a captain。

(Source: fatedrivals)

Jul 30 2014 14:36 94,344 notes

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

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fozfens:

gonna get tattoos of dogs on my arms and then get really buff so when i see a fly cutie i can be like “excuse me, but do you know where a vet is? because i’ve got some SICK PUPPIES” and then i’ll flex so hard my shirt sleeves rip and they’re blown away by my arms, my devotion to dogs, and my sense of humor. nailed it. 

Jul 30 2014 14:23 431 notes

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Jul 30 2014 14:23 721 notes

(Source: shoujonotes)

Jul 30 2014 14:15 42,974 notes

261,974 plays

spacetea:

pheromonerain:

Just wait for it.

fuck

(Source: noneuclidean)

Jul 30 2014 14:12 104,627 notes

drake & josh

  • season 1:drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4:drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

Jul 30 2014 14:10 45,859 notes

how to make computer run faster

leaftouch:

step 1 go to programs and then delete the file called League of legends cogratulationis your computer is fixed also your life

Jul 30 2014 14:09 1,073 notes

ceebun:

WAS AI TRYING TO SNAP HIS GOGGLES BACK LIKE RIN DOES…………………(and failed???)…………..?????????????

Jul 30 2014 13:56 127,287 notes

sniffing:

eating something and then realizing its expired

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Jul 30 2014 13:52 684 notes

nokuchan:

You’re walking in the woods
There’s no one around and your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him:
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(Source: gakpo)